Recently recieved from one of the Chief’s correspondents, unfortunately without attribution, so I offer it for your possible edification without further comment. Anyway…a picture is worth a thousand words:

Subject: Ancient Democrat Unearthed

Boston, MA (AP) In an archeological dig somewhere in southeastern Massachusetts, scientists have unearthed an ancient Democrat. Scientists have validated the find by the posterior – cranium position indigenous to ancient as well as modern day Democrats.