Gigantic fireball spotted on galactic rampage

Astronomers have identified a massive comet-like structure – spanning a whopping three million light years – that is tearing through a distant galaxy cluster at more than 750 kilometres a second.

The piece goes on to note the following:

*Please take note that considerable restraint has been exercised, and no references to ‘great balls of fire’ have been made in this article.

The Chief feels he is under no such constraint, as indicated in his header.

What else is there to say except “Far out!”.