Text of North Korea’s Nuke Announcement
For what it’s worth:
(note: The formal name for North Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea or DPRK and KPA refers to the Korean People’s Army.)
“The field of scientific research in the DPRK successfully conducted an underground nuclear test under secure conditions on October 9, at a stirring time when all the people of the country are making a great leap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful socialist nation.
Reality check: they are still starving…but they DID apparently build the bomb.
“It has been confirmed that there was no such danger as radioactive emission in the course of the nuclear test as it was carried out under scientific consideration and careful calculation.
Interesting and original syntax here.
“The nuclear test was conducted with indigenous wisdom and technology 100 percent.
100% no shit GI!
It marks a historic event as it greatly encouraged and pleased the KPA and people that have wished to have powerful self- reliant defense capability.
The Army liked it, and so did those of the people “that have wished to have powerful self- reliant defense capability” like the rest of the NorK Communist Party.
As far as the rest of the rest of the people, they just want something to eat.
“It will contribute to defending the peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the area around it.”
This MIGHT even come to pass: when Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan all build their own nuclear device, the NorKs might even get nervous about using theirs!
Breaking news on Fox as of 2300 CT: U.S. Official Confirms North Korean Nuclear Test to FOX News
That’s all there is at this point.
If this all proves out, it can’t be good news.