Woman Dies After Fall From UN Building

A woman who worked for the United Nations died Sunday after falling from the 19th floor of the U.N.’s Secretariat Building, authorities said.

Police and U.N. security officers at the scene, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk to the media, said the woman in her 40s had jumped from a window after showing up to work early in the morning.

This is starting to be a trend…it happened before not too long ago.

“A U.N. agency staff member died after falling from the 19th floor of the U.N. Secretariat Building,” U.N. deputy spokeswoman Marie Okabe said. “At this time there is no suspicion of foul play.”

“Of course not…nothing to see here folks, move along please…go back to watching American Idol or something!”

Okabe said U.N. officials would not confirm her identity even after her next of kin were notified.

Of course not, somebody might then be able to deduce whether or not she stumbled on the next “oil for food” scandal or something. Couldn’t have THAT!  Not in the UN!